西门 功底了得啊～～

头次去准女朋友家，想上厕所，便便完了之后，没水 这个很囧......

恩 有人找我？

破解后的...ITOUCH 。。。

我觉得ITOUCH 是目前用过最好的便携数码产品！

这个

明明是张靓颖吗....

谁比我的恶心 我给他礼物 算是我佩服他！ 截止到 12月10日！ 盖戳

我觉得我有必要写点 追女教程了 普渡众生 普渡众生

我觉得我危险了 哈哈

21、How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 一根火柴能点着整片大兴安岭，一盒火柴也生不起个营火，这咋回事！！！！！！！！！（想当年哥戴套都能让人怀孕，看今朝叔竟然去看男科……哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈） 22、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? 如果4/5的人认为腹泻十分痛苦，那剩下1/5咋回事？？！！！很享受哈？？！！ 23、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。/所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智慧告诉你这终还是男女有别~ 24、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. 帝哥瞅着咱们呢。。我说大伙好歹喜感点吧！ 25、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 无论。任何情况。永远。不要在一个夜晚。同时吃。安眠药。和。通便灵。 26、I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian 老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端！！！！！！不是为了成为一个食素者滴！！！ 27、A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. 公车站呀公车停。火车站呀火车停。俺桌上有个工作站… 28、If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. 行。我听你的。咱俩就都2B了。 29、Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? 海豚可聪明了你知道不？只要驯养几个星期，它们就能让人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。 30、A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. 下棋，我不行；玩跆拳道，电脑不行！/下象棋电脑把我玩得团团转，打魂斗罗我能把机箱踹得七零八散！

11、War does not determine who is right - only who is left. 战争不能决出正义，但能判出哪方出局。 / 暴力不能解决任何问题，但至少可以解决你。 12、Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. 女人的高潮可能是装出来的。但是男人TMD可以整段感情都是装出来的！/女人假装高潮以获取真实的感情；男人假装感情以获取真实的高潮。 13、We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 我们永远不可能真正的成熟，我们只是学会在公众面前装逼。 14、Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. 男人就两种状态：饿，性饥渴。 要是他不硬，就给他来俩面包夹香肠！ 15、Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 光总是比声音跑的快点....这就是为嘛有些SB只有在开口说话之后你才发现他是在装B... 16、My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. 我妈每次对着我骂草泥马的时候都是那么的坦荡。 17、I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 小姐啊，你干这么半天不揍是为了钱么。（曾以为我在卖艺，原来我是在卖身。） 18、If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. 你要是觉得没人在乎你的死活,那你不妨尝试一下跟你的债主玩躲猫猫~~ 19、Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. XXOO并不是结论而是个问题...爽不爽才是答案... 20、Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. 晚间新闻总是先向你问好，再告诉你好个毛！

拍照啊》。。。。。

首先要确定是台式机 还是笔记本啊？ 报价不同是很正常的 现在1G的条子在100刚出头 DDR2 金士顿的比较高 去京东吧 很方便 注意内存的兼容性

这个置顶吧 虽然看过了以前 但是 美国一段时间 都会有不同的感触。

同道中人！！！

我觉得 日本姑娘不错～

这是真的

确实很不错啊～～